Oh how I hate winter—
How I hate driving in snow,
How I hate cold
I’ve decided I want to be a sort of cuddle hooker. People pay me for cuddling and hugs.
Having a lonely night? For only twenty dollars (an hour) I’ll cuddle with you for as long as you want. I’ll even make you breakfast in the morning (w/ additional fee).
i may need to get into this business. want to pimp me out for this?
I will gladly pimp you out as long as I get 20-30% of your earning.
i can do that.
write up a contract.
This is actually a thing. One person charges $60/hour
We’re starting out small. Work up some customers before prices raise.
do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you
Someone on my facebook said Blowing for Soup instead of Bowling for Soup.
Unless…Is there a band named Blowing for Soup? It just sounds like people giving blowjobs in exchange for soup.
If there is not band named that, I call it.
When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and felt it worked the way it happened.
Jim Carrey is my favorite everything
I love this man xD