Amber. Lesbian with blue hair living in Arkansas. Reblogs a lot.
Dear erotica writers,
You are allowed to say cock as many times as you want.
The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement.
Oklahoma the place where paper beats rock.
i used to think nothing could feel worse than being alone in a crowded room but today
i realized being alone in your own group of friends is really rock bottom
I found a new favorite lipstick today and was putting it one to see how great it was again whEN IT FUCKING BROKE OFF
last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina
The Snow Queen. In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm. The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
What breeding for a shiny Pokémon feels like, in case you were curious.
I want a relationship like Dan and Phil’s
international women’s day is almost over where i live, so i’m glad i finished this in time.
i don’t really know whether i should laugh or cry.
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I SAW OF ALL TIME OF HOW I SEE THEIR RELATIONSHIP. I CAN HONESTLY HEAR THEM SAY THIS IN MY HEAD AND IT CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME
SHIPPING THE MONSTROUS EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THIS.